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What kind of car do electricians use?
volts-wagens!

On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?"

The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".

Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"

The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"

A
very ugly person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The ugly person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"

"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."


Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Where do cows go on dates?
to the moo-vies
why didnt the skeleton went to the dance?
cause he had no-body to go with

do you have any funny joke you want to share?? please publish it so everyone can see it.
Joe Hine
3/25/2011 07:27:59

Great jokes Maria Paula!! (:

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maria paula
3/26/2011 13:42:56

thank you joe!! :)

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julian
4/13/2011 06:30:38

jajajaja that whas hilaruos maria paula post more please.

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